Library:Parody of Woke CIA Recruitment Ad - Revision history

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			{{Library work\|title=Parody of Woke CIA Recruitment Ad\|author=Moderate Rebels\|published_date=2021\|type=Video transcript\|source=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUftcwGhMkA}}

	In 2021 the [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] released a recruitment advertisement which was ridiculed widely online for its appeals to identity politics while completely rejecting the violent [[Imperialism\|imperialist]] history of the CIA.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> The following is the transcript from a parody of the ad by [[Multipolarista]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref>		In 2021 the [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] released a recruitment advertisement which was ridiculed widely online for its appeals to identity politics while completely rejecting the violent [[Imperialism\|imperialist]] history of the CIA.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> The following is the transcript from a parody of the ad by [[Multipolarista]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref>

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	== References ==		== References ==
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			[[Category:Library works about the CIA]]

Jucheguevara: moderate rebels rebranded to multipolarista

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	In 2021 the [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] released a recruitment advertisement which was ridiculed widely online for its appeals to identity politics while completely rejecting the violent [[Imperialism\|imperialist]] history of the CIA.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> The following is the transcript from a parody of the ad by [[~~Moderate Rebels~~]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref>		In 2021 the [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] released a recruitment advertisement which was ridiculed widely online for its appeals to identity politics while completely rejecting the violent [[Imperialism\|imperialist]] history of the CIA.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> The following is the transcript from a parody of the ad by [[Multipolarista]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref>

	The dialogue contains many references valuable historical facts which are of interest to the scope of ProleWiki.		The dialogue contains many references valuable historical facts which are of interest to the scope of ProleWiki.

Jucheguevara: adding some sources

2022-01-03T16:22:16Z

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	Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.		Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.

	I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services after world war II and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.		I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services<ref>{{News citation\|journalist=Martin A. Lee\|date=2001-05-01\|title=The CIA’s Worst-Kept Secret: Newly Declassified Files Confirm United States Collaboration with Nazis\|url=https://ips-dc.org/the_cias_worst-kept_secret_newly_declassified_files_confirm_united_states_collaboration_with_nazis/\|newspaper=Institute for Policy Studies\|archive-url=\|archive-date=\|retrieved=}}</ref> after world war II and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.<ref>{{News citation\|journalist=Shane Quinn\|date=2019-04-19\|title=US AND NATO’S ONGOING SUPPORT FOR NEO-NAZIS IN UKRAINE\|url=https://popularresistance.org/us-and-natos-ongoing-support-for-neo-nazis-in-ukraine/\|newspaper=Popular Resistance\|archive-url=\|archive-date=\|retrieved=}}</ref>

	I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.		I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.

Jucheguevara: modified lede

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	~~The following is~~ the transcript from a parody<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref> of a [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] recruitment advertisement ~~video~~<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> ~~which aired in 2021~~ and ~~was widely ridiculed online for painting~~ the CIA ~~in a positive light while also embracing identity politics.~~		In 2021 the [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] released a recruitment advertisement which was ridiculed widely online for its appeals to identity politics while completely rejecting the violent [[Imperialism\|imperialist]] history of the CIA.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> The following is the transcript from a parody of the ad by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref>

	The ~~parody been included on ProleWiki because it has~~ many valuable facts ~~embedded within its humorous ironic narration.~~		The dialogue contains many references valuable historical facts which are of interest to the scope of ProleWiki.

	~~The parody was uploaded by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]]~~.

	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==

Jucheguevara: fixed typo

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	I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit" while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.		I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit" while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.

	I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[~~Jullian~~ Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.		I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[Julian Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.

	This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.		This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.

Jucheguevara at 01:34, 25 August 2021

2021-08-25T01:34:56Z

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	I can change a diaper in one hand and hold a sign that says "neither Beijing nor Washington" in the other.		I can change a diaper in one hand and hold a sign that says "neither Beijing nor Washington" in the other.

	I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit" while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.		I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit"<ref>[https://woborders.blog/2013/12/04/evo-dreams-extraction/ Evo’s extractivist dreams: Nuclear power and prospecting satellites]</ref><ref>[https://medium.com/@devin.beaulieu/the-extractivist-threats-to-protected-areas-in-bolivia-f4d960842460 The Extractivist Threats to Protected Areas in Bolivia]</ref> while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.

	I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[Jullian Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.		I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[Jullian Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.

	This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.		This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.<ref>[https://anti-empire.com/us-used-horrific-biological-weapons-in-the-korean-war/ The US Used Biological Warfare Against Mainland China in the 1950s] on Anti-Empire </ref>

	See the nice old couple in this picture? I lured them into a van, suffocated them, and dumped them vat of acid because they accidentally witnessed CIA narco operations.		See the nice old couple in this picture? I lured them into a van, suffocated them, and dumped them vat of acid because they accidentally witnessed CIA narco operations.

Jucheguevara: added more sources

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	The following is the dialogue transcript from a parody<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref> of a [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] recruitment advertisement video<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> which aired in 2021 and was widely ridiculed online for painting the CIA in a positive light while also embracing identity politics.		The following is the dialogue transcript from a parody<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref> of a [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] recruitment advertisement video<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> which aired in 2021 and was widely ridiculed online for painting the CIA in a positive light while also embracing identity politics.

	~~The parody~~ been included on ProleWiki because it ~~has~~ many valuable facts ~~embedded within its humorous ironic narration~~.		This transcript has been included on ProleWiki because it references many valuable facts about the crimes of the CIA.

	The parody was uploaded by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].		The parody was uploaded by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].
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	Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.		Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.

	I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services after world war II and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.		I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial-class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services after world war II<ref>[https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB146/index.htm The CIA and Nazi War Criminals]</ref><ref>[https://crimereads.com/the-cias-dark-history-of-employing-former-nazis-in-postwar-europe/ THE CIA'S DARK HISTORY OF EMPLOYING FORMER NAZIS IN POSTWAR EUROPE]</ref><ref>[https://allthatsinteresting.com/reinhard-gehlen Meet Reinhard Gehlen, Hitler’s Favorite Spy Who Used CIA Resources To Free Nazi War Criminals]</ref> and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.

	I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.		I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.

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	I am proud to stand here as woke window dressing for the for the unaccountable security state at the heart of the most viscious empire in human history.		I am proud to stand here as woke window dressing for the for the unaccountable security state at the heart of the most viscious empire in human history.

			== References ==
	[[Category:Video Transcripts]]		[[Category:Video Transcripts]]

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	The following is the ~~dialogue~~ transcript from a parody<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref> of a [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] recruitment advertisement video<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> which aired in 2021 and was widely ridiculed online for painting the CIA in a positive light while also embracing identity politics.		The following is the transcript from a parody<ref>[https://twitter.com/Moderate_Rebels/status/1390706831245418500?s=20 We exclusively obtained the director's cut of the CIA's "woke" intersectional imperialist recruitment ad]</ref> of a [[Central Intelligence Agency\|CIA]] recruitment advertisement video<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/can-you-make-it-through-this-woke-cia-ad-without-shriveling-into-a-desiccated-husk/ar-BB1gkloV Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?]</ref><ref>[https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cia-woke-recruitment-ad/ The CIA is ‘woke’ now, apparently - 'The CIA went from waterboarding terrorists to torturing Americans with shitty woke commercials.']</ref> which aired in 2021 and was widely ridiculed online for painting the CIA in a positive light while also embracing identity politics.

	~~This transcript has~~ been included on ProleWiki because it ~~references~~ many valuable facts ~~about the crimes of the CIA~~.		The parody been included on ProleWiki because it has many valuable facts embedded within its humorous ironic narration.

	The parody was uploaded by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].		The parody was uploaded by [[Moderate Rebels]] and voiced by [[Anya Parampil]].
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	Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.		Her story inspired me to serve in a criminal organization that lets me belt out self-indulgent spoken word in the language of Salvadorian nuns raped by its contra proxies.

	I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial-class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services after world war II<ref>[https://nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB146/index.htm The CIA and Nazi War Criminals]</ref><ref>[https://crimereads.com/the-cias-dark-history-of-employing-former-nazis-in-postwar-europe/ THE CIA'S DARK HISTORY OF EMPLOYING FORMER NAZIS IN POSTWAR EUROPE]</ref><ref>[https://allthatsinteresting.com/reinhard-gehlen Meet Reinhard Gehlen, Hitler’s Favorite Spy Who Used CIA Resources To Free Nazi War Criminals]</ref> and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.		I am a latinx<ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/us/latinx-gallup-poll-preference-trnd/index.html Just 4% of Hispanic or Latino people prefer the term 'Latinx,' new Gallup poll finds]</ref><ref>[https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/us/latinx-term-usage-hispanics-trnd/index.html Why people are split on using 'Latinx']</ref> managerial class millennial with narcissistic personality disorder who works with sociopathic white supremacists that absorbed the third reich's intelligence services after world war II and who today funnels weapons to siege heiling nazis in Ukraine.

	I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.		I am an intersectional imperialist who pulls a "lived experience" card on white socialists who defend revolutionary governments in the global south and if you don't like that, you are guilty of literal violence.
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	I successfully divided the [[Palestine]] solidarity movement by weaponizing the Syrian white helmets and Uyghurs.		I successfully divided the [[Palestine]] solidarity movement by weaponizing the Syrian white helmets and Uyghurs.

	I can change a diaper in one hand and hold a sign that says "neither Beijing nor Washington" in the other.		I can change a diaper in one hand and hold a sign that says "neither Beijing nor Washington" in the other<ref>[https://newcoldwar.org/neither-washington-nor-beijing/ Neither Washington Nor Beijing]</ref>.

	I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit"<ref>[https://woborders.blog/2013/12/04/evo-dreams-extraction/ Evo’s extractivist dreams: Nuclear power and prospecting satellites]</ref><ref>[https://medium.com/@devin.beaulieu/the-extractivist-threats-to-protected-areas-in-bolivia-f4d960842460 The Extractivist Threats to Protected Areas in Bolivia]</ref> while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.		I funneled money from a billionaire hedge funder's foundation into a slickly designed pseudo-leftist journal that slobbers over [[AOC]], slams [[Evo Morales]] as an "extractivisit" while sneering at actually existing socialist projects.

	I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[Jullian Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.		I am a diversity token for a diabolical institution that kidnapped and brutally tortured thousands, including Khalid El-Masri, a completely innocent man, then hunted and jailed [[Jullian Assange]], the dissident journalist who exposed his torture.

	This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.~~<ref>[https://anti-empire.com/us-used-horrific-biological-weapons-in-the-korean-war/ The US Used Biological Warfare Against Mainland China in the 1950s] on Anti-Empire </ref>~~		This agency attacked North Korea and China with anthrax and if you think that's evil, you are not respecting my agency.

	See the nice old couple in this picture? I lured them into a van, suffocated them, and dumped them vat of acid because they accidentally witnessed CIA narco operations.		See the nice old couple in this picture? I lured them into a van, suffocated them, and dumped them vat of acid because they accidentally witnessed CIA narco operations.